What’s the difference between a self-obsessed, high pitched, barking Chihuahua and Kim Kardashian? One of them has a reality show. And sadly the Chihuahua gets nothing, because it’s a mere dog.
So how does one obtain a reality show? For starters, you must make an explicit video depicting you with any well-known celebrity; convince your parents that this is a good thing and that you could make millions off of this. Second, make sure everyone in your family has had some sort of plastic surgery. Lastly, assure that everyone in your family is exceedingly obsessed with the acceptance of society that they would rather save a pair of shoes over you.
Born in Los Angeles, California in October 21st 1980 daughter of Kris Jenner and Robert Kardashian. Kim was born into the family with three siblings: Kourtney, Khloe and Rob. And as for her education, it is apparent to be unquestionably non-existent. Take for example, her infamous clothing line. She launches it as KardashianKollection and when informed that the spelling is in fact incorrect, attempted to pass it off as intentional. You would think that with all her money she would be able to afford a dictionary.
Other than spelling incorrectly and exploiting herself, Kim’s many interests vary from taking numerous ‘selfies’, admiring her reflection as she rephrases words said by the evil witch in Snow White and finally, finding intolerable names for her child. Her largest challenges are no more than earning a dollar less on a show, or breaking a heel.
Like Paris Hilton, the woman of the hour has become quite infamous in the world of celebrities too. We may see A-listers as being all the same in front of the camera, but behind the scenes, they talk as much as we do. Kim has recently begun her debut to acting and was actually seen starring in a show different to her own. Of course, to see just how the current stars handled it, you need only read through their twitter posts about being recently diagnosed with depression and the sensation of being deaf once work ended.
Unlike societies hard working civilians, the Kardashians began making money by adopting a mask, wearing acceptable costumes when out in public and exposing their very own child’s explicit video. It’s safe to say that the majority of Kim’s publicity arises from marrying a rich, well-known man and carrying out a relationship no longer than Voldemort’s nose. These arduous acts of Kim Kardashian paid off, by giving her millions and naming her most searched on Google. Might we say, now screening on successful movies.
Comparing Kim to any other millionaire actors wouldn’t be reasonable, unless, it were to be Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards from Blonde and Blonder. Their role of humor and stupidity is Kim’s known life long job. She has no scripts and no lines to memorize; I guess we could call her a natural.
Senseless and plastic, Kim is able to make millions with just a smile and a wave. Growing to be pop culture’s most well known figure, I’m unable not to worry for the generation of our children. They will be left with entertainment standards that are simply deteriorating. Kim Kardashian has truly left a giant mess that will forever confuse tomorrows youth on how to raise money the real way and will cover the true men who worked everyday at every hour to reach where they are today.